Men are like...
1. Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out ofyou.
2. Men are like .. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm theyare.
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quitesure why.
5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usuallyhead right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores ..... Their clothes ar! e always ½off.
8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long tomature.
9. Men are like ...... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign ofemotion.
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a littlewhile.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,how many inches you'll get or how long it will last
.12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not verybright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, therest are handicapped.